Excuse me? Are you misinformed as to who I am, exactly, or are you Midgardian women as idiotic as I have been told?
So it would appear that my brother has indeed returned to Midgard, as he is now “following” me on this blasted contraption.
Although I’ve no idea what this “following” business actually entails, he has remained as of yet unresponsive to my… ministrations.
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As if I would ever offer assistance to one of my idiotic brother’s allies. *scoffs, rolls eyes* … However, if it is an extra hand of your own that you require, Mister Barton,…Goodness, Mister Stark. Do I detect a sense of jealous outrage in your tone? I meant no disrespect; I am sure that Clinton is a perfect gentleman. Although the complaints about his treatment of your Midgardian female counterparts have reached even my ears. Perhaps, if given a chance, I could show them a better time?
Jealous Outrage? No. Maybe just outrage. Barton’s too talented to be manipulated by a dickhead like you and you need to leave him alone. Feel free to keep talking to me, I have nothing better to do right now than carry on a flame war.
If he is too talented to be manipulated by me, why do you show such fear? Are my ministrations really so terrifying? In any case, I will not curtail my actions so that you may sleep better at night. Perhaps you should invest in a night light, Mister Stark, so that you will always be able to see me coming.
(Source: arrowsftw)
As if I would ever offer assistance to one of my idiotic brother’s allies. *scoffs, rolls eyes* … However, if it is an extra hand of your own that you require, Mister Barton,…
Goodness, Mister Stark. Do I detect a sense of jealous outrage in your tone? I meant no disrespect; I am sure that Clinton is a perfect gentleman. Although the complaints about his treatment of your Midgardian female counterparts have reached even my ears. Perhaps, if given a chance, I could show them a better time?
(Source: arrowsftw)
I have heard it whispered that my dear brother will soon be returning to Midgard via a restructuring of the Bifrost. Can this be confirmed? I would so love to see him again.
Okay. Now this is fucking creepy.
Oh, is that what that button meant? I thought I was marking that I had read them. Hmm. I’ll have to be more careful in the future.
You’re full of shit, you know exactly what you’re doing. Just like that picture earlier today. You’re making my life just a teensy bit more difficult, I hope you know that.
Picture? I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. Really.
Oh, by the way… I must say, that mortal girl you and Hawkeye are tossing around really does have many interesting… assets.
Well How Now Loki! I had no idea you were interested in mortal girls. This brings to light a mess of other confusions I had had about you.
Honestly, old friend, I confess to holding no interest in Midgardians. As a shifter of shape, however, I am always interested in a naturally occurring exquisite form, regardless of race and gender.
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Okay. Now this is fucking creepy.
Oh, is that what that button meant? I thought I was marking that I had read them. Hmm. I’ll have to be more careful in the future.
You’re full of shit, you know exactly what you’re doing. Just like that picture earlier today. You’re making my life just a teensy bit more difficult, I hope you know that.
Picture? I’ve no idea what you’re talking about. Really.
Oh, by the way… I must say, that mortal girl you and Hawkeye are tossing around really does have many interesting… assets.
Okay. Now this is fucking creepy.
Oh, is that what that button meant? I thought I was marking that I had read them. Hmm. I’ll have to be more careful in the future.
I… wha…? Joining you? I cannot even begin to comprehend the circumstances that would need arise before I would deign to consider joining the likes of your kind. *sniffles indignantly*
I simply intended to keep tabs on some.. shall I say, old friends. I had not realized that others could also see my actions through this forum of communication. Truly, my thanks to you for alerting me to this fact. I will be most careful in the future.
